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Friday
Jan012010

New Year, New Bitch

Some of you don't know what a bitch is. Majority of you, probably take this word as very negative. Back then, being a bitch was taken as an insult. Nowadays, new bitch is not mean, a nag or a psycho. She is not the typical good girl, because she wont let hherself get taken advantage of. Here are some examples of how a bitch handles herself.

 

The Nag - She complaints how he leaves his dirty socks on the floor and why he can't walk 10 steps to the closet and put his clothes in the hamper.

The Bitch - She gets a hamper without a lid and place it right by his favorite spot where he leaves his dirty laundry.

 

The Pushover - She'll drive over to his place, make his dinner, and clean up because he said he wants to see her, but doesn't have time to go out on a date and that he doesn't even have time to clean his place.

The Bitch - She would jokingly tell him not to forget to scrub the toilet real good, then go have dinner and drinks with her friends.

 

The Psycho - She tells him that she'll cut herself if he ever breaks up with her.

The Bitch - She is confident about her self-worth. If he leaves, then it's his loss.

 

The New Bitch is smart and confident. She handles her business and will not let anyone bring her down. She's not that nagging psycho bitch that you used to know. She's a "Babe In Total Control of Herself." Next time you get called a bitch, take it as a compliment!     

 

 

Reader Comments (1)

I do not know what's up with the posts about his dirty place all the time... but if I were you and as a true bitch I would leave him already even if he is cute... Girlll!!! I am not that desperate, I can get another one in a minute *Snap Snap*.

He will just realize the bitch is gone with his game console (ebay status: sold).

-xoxo teh Bitch!

January 14, 2010 | Unregistered CommentertehBitch

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