Suck the Truth: Men's Behavior

I wanted to start a series of writing dealing with everyday life. I wanted to start this about men because this week was weird. I was approached by a couple of people and the topics were all about men and cheating, and guy stuff. This are just the patterns I noticed....

Let me tell you the good and unappealing side of the male gender. So far we all know men think about sex all the time. That is a proven fact, by basically being a dude myself.

Here are other things that are also true (in some cases):

-Guys do cry!

-Most men love their moms.

- When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.

-Most guys have an erection in the mornings before they wake up. It's called the "morning wood".

-This is not generalizing men, but most men will probably have sex with anything if given right reason, whether monetary or under influence of mind altering substances. I don't care if they are in a strong relationship if a naked Megan Fox is in front of that straight dude, he will do her.

-Guys will cheat if they feel that they are being overpowered financially, emotionally, and other factors by the woman. They want to feel like they are in control.

-Guys will masturbate regularly and watch porn.

-Men do get attached to fuck buddy relationships. Many people think that only women get attached, but alot of instances the male gets the dip.

-Guys have a tendency to do not care just because they don't like being in an uncomfortable situations like drama and confusion of trying to pick out the better sock.

-Most close to perfect guys are always either gay or taken.

Lastly, men are just men. They are a different breed of humanity. It is true when someone says "Men are from Mars, and Women are from Venus".

50 reasons to have it. go figure!

photo from: How I met Your Mother, Season 4, Episode 9.

One of the best HIMYM Episodes, "The Naked Man" was rated superb in an official episode guide! It was impresingly hilarious and the picture above is a memorabilia that Lily (Alyson Hannigan's character), together with the other 4 characters, stuggled to fill due to a Marshall's only-love-for-sex challenge.

This one's two thumbs up. :D

Quote of the Month

"We ignore the people who like us, and like the people who ignore us."

It's true isn't it? I personally think it is human nature to want something we cannot have. Just like when I was a kid, wanting to be not asian.

There was a student in the Philippines that wrote an article and won her something in UK. She said something about the ideal blue eyes and blonde hair that is creating a big effect on people's indentity. It makes me wonder how young children in the future would represent that as. I have a nephew and he is actually half white and half asian, moreover, is he going to think differently because alot of the kids now are mostly multi-racial or when he grows up is he going to want to be more White or Asian?

Let's talk about love. I know tons of people who are infatuated with someone that they don't even talk to. It is because the more we cannot have some person, the more we want them. It makes it exciting. Just like the dating period, there is an abudance of challenge in the relationship. Guy wants her and she plays hard to get, then she gives in and the guy loses interest.