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How to be a Bitch!

In honor of the new section, The Bitch Blog, I have compiled a list of how to be the best bitch!

  • When talking to someone, always talk about yourself. Nothing is bitchier than a selfish bitch.
  • Pick your friends. Only surround oneself with people who are a bitch also. They are a good source of new bitchy ideas.
  • Always look hot. Intimidating looks makes someone a perfect bitch.
  • Speak with a dominant tone. This makes submissive people obey.
  • Bitches do not like ugly people. Hang out with hot people only.
  • Do not look directly at the eyes of people. Having eye contact, can make you seem respectful, and that is a no-no.
  • Bitches do not call food "food", they call it "sustenance".

 Have Fun! Although it might sound very mean, its purpose is only for humor.

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