How to be a Bitch!

In honor of the new section, The Bitch Blog, I have compiled a list of how to be the best bitch!

• When talking to someone, always talk about yourself. Nothing is bitchier than a selfish bitch.
• Pick your friends. Only surround oneself with people who are a bitch also. They are a good source of new bitchy ideas.
• Always look hot. Intimidating looks makes someone a perfect bitch.
• Speak with a dominant tone. This makes submissive people obey.
• Bitches do not like ugly people. Hang out with hot people only.
• Do not look directly at the eyes of people. Having eye contact, can make you seem respectful, and that is a no-no.
• Bitches do not call food "food", they call it "sustenance".

 Have Fun! Although it might sound very mean, its purpose is only for humor.

Comments

[Tr0y]

Lol